Noncanonical Monocle

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sights9
sights9

The Writers: Barnabas was 25 when he was turned!

Me, who has eyes:

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spacebabe51

Me, who has seen a 25 year old;


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countesspetofi

Wait, what, seriously? They seriously intended him to be in his twenties? They must have been completely mad! I know TV pictures weren't as sharp back then, but ain't no screen fuzzy enough to make me buy that. Heck, the only way I can fanwank thirtysomething is telling myself that all those long sea voyages were tough on his complexion.

sights9

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barnabas collins
astoundingbeyondbelief
kane52630

I hope the dam water that covers will be very deep, but even then, I’ll never drink it. There are only a few of us who remember the strange days now. What touched this place cannot be quantified or understood by human science, or our basic concept, our perception of reality. It was just… a color out of space. A messenger from realms who’s existence stuns the brain and numbs us with the ghost that it throws open before our frenzied eyes. 

Color Out of Space (2020) dir. Richard Stanley

color out of space